I have never had my tree up before December, of course i haven't, it's a farcical thing to do....unless it's 2020... and then you get your goddamn kicks where you can. If 2 mince pies and a slosh of baileys under a well lit tree makes you feel even 10% better, fill your boots. Fill 'em hard.

So the tree went up yesterday, the Christmas playlist is on VERY loud (not interesting in anyone dissing E17 Stay, seriously save your breath, it's amazing) , and this weeks BOTW is a full on JESUS BAB. There's never been a more appropriate year for it.

Ann, you look magnificient - Merry Shitmas!